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me: *sees a bug in my house*
me: alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance
bug: *flies at my face*
me: first of all how dare you
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deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

(via adrians)

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Can’t wait, Cammy got us tickets for Clean Bandit again 🎶
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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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(via chargedbirths)

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brokenlimits:

When Autocorrect changes a word you didn’t spell wrong…

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(via ontheotherbus)

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6 month dinner 🍝 🇮🇹 #italian #tapas
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trebrond:

Dr. House in a nutshell
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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

(via hi)

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awwww-cute:

Found this cute guy in Kamakura, Japan
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